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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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Happy birthday, Teresa!

Happy birthday, Teresa!

GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition

GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition

I love it when NBC makes fun of itself.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s thought what it would be like if The Golden Girls were on The Real Housewives of Miami?

justinwinkelman:

Let’s be real, you know Ramona is the mastermind behind this. I can almost hear her rallying the other ladies, “They can’t fire all of us! Duh-uh, hello!” 

If they cancel New York, I’m done.

I miss Jill. Sorry not sorry.

I miss Jill. Sorry not sorry.

CONGRATS, PHAEDRA AND APOLLO! 

GPOY: Vicki Gunvalson edition.

GPOY: Vicki Gunvalson edition.