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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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Vintage New York.

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clcrow92: I’ll have whatever Ramona is having.. because I agree

clcrow92:

I’ll have whatever Ramona is having.. because I agree

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Real Housewives of New York Settle Up, Settle in for Another Season

sexmonstergig:

Thank goodness.

YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!

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'Real Housewives' Salary Standoff: Bravo Threatens to Cancel 'New York'

justinwinkelman:

Let’s be real, you know Ramona is the mastermind behind this. I can almost hear her rallying the other ladies, “They can’t fire all of us! Duh-uh, hello!” 

If they cancel New York, I’m done.

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Throwback Thursday

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I miss Jill. Sorry not sorry.

I miss Jill. Sorry not sorry.

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y0ureaslutpig:

she got up from her pedicure….. (everyone laughs)… hello why are you all laughing!!!

Classic.

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parishiltonsexslave: NEVER FORGET

parishiltonsexslave:

NEVER FORGET

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It’s back.

It’s back.

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Dude…these are a bunch of MILFs.
— My drunk roommate on The Real Housewives of New York City
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Season three of Real Housewives of New York City is seriously the epitome of the entire Real Housewives franchise. 

Watching it has seriously been the best decision I’ve made all night.

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parishiltonsexslave: NEVER FORGET

parishiltonsexslave:

NEVER FORGET

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So of all the NYC Housewives, the only ones to attend today’s Bravo Upfronts were Heather, Ramona, and Carole. Interesting…

So of all the NYC Housewives, the only ones to attend today’s Bravo Upfronts were Heather, Ramona, and Carole.

Interesting…

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