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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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I hate needles. Unless it’s got Botox in it.
— Kim Zolciak-Biermann 
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GPOY: Vicki Gunvalson edition.

GPOY: Vicki Gunvalson edition.

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So. This happened.

So. This happened.

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Kandi understands me like none of the other Housewives do…

Kandi understands me like none of the other Housewives do…

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The trailer for Season 5 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!!!
The crazy, dramatic trailer for season 5 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Alliances shift, fists fly, and tears fall (along with possibly a Housewife’s reputation).

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Always and forever reblog.

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THIS IS WHY LISA HOCHSTEIN IS FLAWLESS, OKAY?!

THIS IS WHY LISA HOCHSTEIN IS FLAWLESS, OKAY?!

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So I just saw the first commercial for RHONJ with actual footage from the season. Well, at the end of it when they show all the ‘Wives with the title card and such…

THEY RETURNED TO THE DAMN SEASON 3 LOOK! With Teresa in her long black gown and the rest of the ladies in their intro dresses. UGH. Why not the season 5 look?

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y0ureaslutpig:

she got up from her pedicure….. (everyone laughs)… hello why are you all laughing!!!

Classic.

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I’m…I’m not sure how…I feel..about this…

I’m…I’m not sure how…I feel..about this…

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parishiltonsexslave: NEVER FORGET

parishiltonsexslave:

NEVER FORGET

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There’s going to be a Real Housewives of Melbourne. Like. I can’t. Just. Why isn’t there a Dallas yet? 

Am I the only one who wants Real Housewives of Dallas?

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It’s back.

It’s back.

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