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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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Eh, eh. I just want to party and have a real good time tonight.Call up all my girls.I said we’re gonna break it down tonight.
We came to shut it down.Turn the music up loud.We’re gonna stand on top of tables.Let’s get the party started now.Every body in the crowd shout it out!
Party in the club until the sun comes up.We’re gonna do it like we’re rockstars, put your drinks up.The DJ’s on fire and he’s playin’ my song.Gonna keep the party rockin’ ‘till the lights come on.I said eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh.Now everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh.On the dance floor say eh-eh.If you feel me say eh-eh.  
Hey you standin’ over there.Why you got your hands in your pocket, are you scared?Do you need attention, baby, I can give you some.Go and kiss a stranger if you wanna have fun.
We came to shut it down.Turn the music up loud.We’re gonna stand on top of tables.Let’s get the party started now.Every body in the crowd shout it out!
Party in the club until the sun comes up.We’re gonna do it like we’re rockstars, put your drinks up.The DJ’s on fire and he’s playin’ my song.Gonna keep the party rockin’ ‘till the lights come on.I said eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh.Now everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh.On the dance floor say eh-eh.If you feel me say eh-eh.  
I just wanna celebrate.Put your hands up if you want the stress to fade away.Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up now, Mr. DJ.There’s somethin’ ‘bout this song that makes me feel this way.Now let the music play.
 Party in the club until the sun comes up.We’re gonna do it like we’re rockstars, put your drinks up.The DJ’s on fire and he’s playin’ my song.Gonna keep the party rockin’ ‘till the lights come on.Now say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh.Now everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh.On the dance floor say eh-eh.If you feel me say eh-eh. 

For the record, I typed these out while I listened to the song.

Eh, eh. I just want to party and have a real good time tonight.
Call up all my girls.
I said we’re gonna break it down tonight.

We came to shut it down.
Turn the music up loud.
We’re gonna stand on top of tables.
Let’s get the party started now.
Every body in the crowd shout it out!

Party in the club until the sun comes up.
We’re gonna do it like we’re rockstars, put your drinks up.
The DJ’s on fire and he’s playin’ my song.
Gonna keep the party rockin’ ‘till the lights come on.
I said eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.
Everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh.
Now everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.
Everybody say eh-eh.
On the dance floor say eh-eh.
If you feel me say eh-eh. 

Hey you standin’ over there.
Why you got your hands in your pocket, are you scared?
Do you need attention, baby, I can give you some.
Go and kiss a stranger if you wanna have fun.

We came to shut it down.
Turn the music up loud.
We’re gonna stand on top of tables.
Let’s get the party started now.
Every body in the crowd shout it out!

Party in the club until the sun comes up.We’re gonna do it like we’re rockstars, put your drinks up.The DJ’s on fire and he’s playin’ my song.Gonna keep the party rockin’ ‘till the lights come on.I said eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh.Now everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.Everybody say eh-eh.On the dance floor say eh-eh.If you feel me say eh-eh.  

I just wanna celebrate.
Put your hands up if you want the stress to fade away.
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up now, Mr. DJ.
There’s somethin’ ‘bout this song that makes me feel this way.
Now let the music play.

 Party in the club until the sun comes up.
We’re gonna do it like we’re rockstars, put your drinks up.
The DJ’s on fire and he’s playin’ my song.
Gonna keep the party rockin’ ‘till the lights come on.
Now say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.
Everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh.
Now everybody say eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.
Everybody say eh-eh.
On the dance floor say eh-eh.
If you feel me say eh-eh. 


For the record, I typed these out while I listened to the song.

Adding this one to my Summer 2012 playlist.

Melissa and Joe are moving back to Franklin Lakes and will build a new house.

Most beautiful (and fabulous) family award? I think so.

Most beautiful (and fabulous) family award? I think so.

MELISSA GORGA

Melissa Gorga is a sassy Italian who is known for her witty and fun-loving personality. Melissa and Joe, her husband of 7 years and brother of Teresa Giudice, have three children: Antonia, 6, Gino, 4, and Joey, 2. While she still enjoys being a stay-at-home mom, she is following her dream of being a recording artist. Melissa’s debut single “On Display” was one of the top 10 dance songs on iTunes, and she has three new songs in the works. Melissa is the newest celebrity ambassador along with music superstars Pitbull and Fergie for Voli Light Vodka, the world’s first low-calorie vodka.

MELISSA GORGA

Melissa Gorga is a sassy Italian who is known for her witty and fun-loving personality. Melissa and Joe, her husband of 7 years and brother of Teresa Giudice, have three children: Antonia, 6, Gino, 4, and Joey, 2. While she still enjoys being a stay-at-home mom, she is following her dream of being a recording artist. Melissa’s debut single “On Display” was one of the top 10 dance songs on iTunes, and she has three new songs in the works. Melissa is the newest celebrity ambassador along with music superstars Pitbull and Fergie for Voli Light Vodka, the world’s first low-calorie vodka.

Can we talk about this for a second?

Can we talk about this for a second?

Can we just talk about how perfect and glamorous and classy the Gorga’s Christmas card is compared to the Giudice’s Christmas card? 

letterstothefollowing:

ON DISPLAY ON DISPLAY 

Each and every day, every day, every day.

letterstothefollowing:

ON DISPLAY ON DISPLAY 

Each and every day, every day, every day.