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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition

GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition

I’m…I’m not sure how…I feel..about this…

I’m…I’m not sure how…I feel..about this…

I think it’s time for a “Who Wore It Best?: Real Housewives edition.”

Kim Zolciak-Biermann (left) wore the look to the season 5 ATL reunion while Melissa Gorga wore the same look to the 2013 Bravo Upfronts yesterday.

So…who wore it best?

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More happy than I should be about this. Day made, ladies. Day made.

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More happy than I should be about this. Day made, ladies. Day made.

Kim looks so much prettier and younger without her wigs! She Tweeted the above photos of her last interview for her spin-off, which she Tweeted just wrapped filming.

I asked, believed, and I received.

I miss Kim…

(Source: realitytvgifs)

So remember how the Biermann clan moved back into Big Poppa’s Kim’s condo while waiting for Chez Biermann to be built? Well, it turns out they didn’t build Chez Biermann. The lot is located in the ultra exclusive Manor Golf and Country Club neighborhood where DeShawn Snow’s (season 1) mansion was located. Kim and Kroy purchased the “lot” at an ultra low price because the developer of this section of the neighborhood went bankrupt. Well, apparently that’s not true. Someone was already building the house and went into FORECLOSURE. The house was listed for $ million. Didn’t sell. Lowered the price over $1 million. Still didn’t sell. The BANK then lowered the price of the house to $999,900 and were accepting offers. That’s where Kim and Kroy swept in and purchased the house for $880,000! They closed on the house in October and have been renovating since. Sound familiar? Well, Kandi Burruss and her beau Todd purchased a home in foreclosure and began renovating it, which Kim gave Kandi a hard time for doing. So it bargains the question…why did Kim lie about how they began the process of this house? 

(Source: realitytea.com)

Kim Zolciak tweeted the first pic of Chez Biermann. It includes not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 8 fireplaces. Super excited to see it completed!

Kim Zolciak tweeted the first pic of Chez Biermann. It includes not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 8 fireplaces. Super excited to see it completed!