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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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clcrow92:

I’ll have whatever Ramona is having.. because I agree

clcrow92:

I’ll have whatever Ramona is having.. because I agree

Happy birthday, Teresa!

Happy birthday, Teresa!

GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition

GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition

I love it when NBC makes fun of itself.

Trisha is just. I mean. Just.

(Source: ga-ho)

Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s thought what it would be like if The Golden Girls were on The Real Housewives of Miami?

So my grandparents are driving me down to Florida when I move down for the Disney College Program. They’ve been wanting to go to Disney World again for a long time (it was exactly 14 years ago now since they’ve been and that was the previous time I was there). So for my graduation present from them, we’re doing an impromptu Disney vacation for the first few days before I check in for the Program. So yeah. Best grandparents ever. 

justinwinkelman:

Let’s be real, you know Ramona is the mastermind behind this. I can almost hear her rallying the other ladies, “They can’t fire all of us! Duh-uh, hello!” 

If they cancel New York, I’m done.