My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."
I’m in Tennessee, y’all. En route to Florida!
The Moroccan remix of “Chic, C’est La Vie” is just.
GPOY: Jack McFarland edition
I got bored. Again.
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I’ll have whatever Ramona is having.. because I agree
Happy birthday, Teresa!
GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition
Do you love reality shows about wealthy housewives? And do you like when one of them decides to become a singer? Then you’ll love Classy Sexy Elegnace!
I love it when NBC makes fun of itself.
Trisha is just. I mean. Just.
(Source: ga-ho)
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s thought what it would be like if The Golden Girls were on The Real Housewives of Miami?
Same.
