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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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Kim Zolciak tweeted the first pic of Chez Biermann. It includes not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 8 fireplaces. Super excited to see it completed!

Kim Zolciak tweeted the first pic of Chez Biermann. It includes not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 8 fireplaces. Super excited to see it completed!

Congrats to the happy parents! But seriously, why are they turning into the Kardashians? Kim, Kroy, Kroy Jagger, and Kash Kade?

An open letter to Kim (Zolciak) Biermann

Dear Kim,

How are you doing today? I’m fantastic and fabulous as well. Last night on your spin-off Don’t be Tardy for the Wedding, you revealed to us your real hair. This was something that I was not expecting. I mean, your real hair is flawless and as fantabulous as you. With that said, I wish you would just have your real hair all the time. You say you only wear the wigs when the cameras are around. Please stop with them altogether. Your real hair not only makes you look younger, but it makes you look thinner. And a whole lot more natural. You look FANTASTIC (and better) with your real hair. 

Sincerely, Me.

Just saw the first ad for Don’t be Tardy for the Wedding. I’m excited! And Kim actually sang the theme song! Well, I don’t know if it was the theme song per se, but it was “Don’t be Tardy for the Party” with “Wedding” in place of “Party” for the ad.