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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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How does Kim G. not have a contract yet? She is a goddess.

How does Kim G. not have a contract yet? She is a goddess.


Caroline Manzo’s fierce loyalty to her family is admirable. Teresa is the worst human being ever.

Caroline Manzo’s fierce loyalty to her family is admirable. Teresa is the worst human being ever.


Caroline and her family don’t come across fake at all. They have worked hard to get where they are and they support each and everyone of the manzo family. Nothing gets past Caroline she’s the Queen Bee.

Caroline and her family don’t come across fake at all. They have worked hard to get where they are and they support each and everyone of the manzo family. Nothing gets past Caroline she’s the Queen Bee.


I didn’t want to hate Teresa this season on RHNJ, but she’s giving me no choice. I wish I didn’t have to say this but I miss Danielle with her fake and square tits.

I didn’t want to hate Teresa this season on RHNJ, but she’s giving me no choice. I wish I didn’t have to say this but I miss Danielle with her fake and square tits.


I don’t get how Jacqueline and Caroline are friends with Teresa for 16 years then are all of a sudden besties with Melissa and Kathy.

Well, considering Caroline and Jacqueline are no longer speaking to Teresa….

I don’t get how Jacqueline and Caroline are friends with Teresa for 16 years then are all of a sudden besties with Melissa and Kathy.

Well, considering Caroline and Jacqueline are no longer speaking to Teresa….


She takes everything, anyone says as a personal attack on her. I think she needs to take a xanax and calm down. Yikes.

She takes everything, anyone says as a personal attack on her. I think she needs to take a xanax and calm down. Yikes.