My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."
This will be quoted on the daily.
I love Faye and Brandi (I know, taboo) and even though this was in reference to Brandi, I will quote this on the daily.
neimanmarcus:
Chanel haute couture, Spring 2013. Pic by @minniemuse. #NMinsider
LinkedIn knows me too well.
thezoereport:
New artwork for the office…with Oliver as the pièce de résistance ;)
I want to work for Team Zoe.
A 1955 Thunderbird convertible in black and a Chanel 2.55.
Don’t judge me on the Chanel…
