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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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1600th show memories:  Bethenny talks about balls.

Seriously…I would watch the shit out of “Bethenny Getting Divorced.” This keeps getting better and better! Bravo…make it happen. 

Seriously…I would watch the shit out of “Bethenny Getting Divorced.” This keeps getting better and better! Bravo…make it happen. 

You know, with all this divorce drama between Bethenny and Jason, I don’t know why neither Bethenny nor Bravo does not want to film it. I mean, that would be reality television GOLD!

I blame Bethenny Frankel for my being drunk right now. And feelings. Bethenny Frankel and feelings. 

So apparently Bethenny is demanding child support from Jason. 

Let’s think about this one for a moment, shall we?

Brian: Laugh it up, Drunky.
David: Relax, it's SkinnyGirl, it's only 100 calories a serving.
Brain: Doesn't mean you can drink four times as much.

So I’m finally getting caught up with this past Sunday’s RHNJ. Not even two minutes into the episode and Teresa throws Bethenny Frankel under the bus! Teresa, Bethenny is the ONLY Housewife with a successful business venture. No other Housewife can compete with her.

And no, Teresa, SkinnyGirl does NOT taste diet-y.

I made a couple of paninis tonight for dinner. So I decided that since the Skinnygirl Sangria wasn’t chilled and I’ve already had the White Cranberry Cosmo, I thought I would try the Margarita for the first time with dinner. I have to be honest…I don’t really like it. I mean, it’s very delicious, but I’m just not a big fan of it. I’m not a fan of tequila (well, straight tequila). Maybe this is just one of those drinks I have to get used to over time.

Bethenny Frankel was at my party last night. And there’s the free beer I couldn’t finish…

There is a very strong possibility that I will obtain the entire Skinnygirl collection this Saturday. 

There is a very strong possibility that I will obtain the entire Skinnygirl collection this Saturday.