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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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topthatpop:

curtisjensen:

@AdrienneMaloof leaves her (skid) mark! #RHOBH #RealHousewives @BravoTV @WhatCrappens 

Literally loled.

Ohmigod.

topthatpop:

curtisjensen:

@ leaves her (skid) mark! #RHOBH #RealHousewives @BravoTV @WhatCrappens 

Literally loled.

Ohmigod.

Don’t piss off the wrong extremely wealthy person.

Adrienne Maloof—Cast

A savvy “no-nonsense” businesswoman, Adrienne Maloof is an Albuquerque, New Mexico native who moved to the palm tree-lined streets of Beverly Hills 15 years ago. Adrienne, her mother and four brothers comprise the Maloof Family dynasty whose multi-faceted sports and entertainment enterprise includes the Sacramento Kings, Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, Sweeping Palms Entertainment (film, television & music) and Maloof Money Cup, the world’s largest skateboard competition. Adrienne is also involved in several charitable organizations within her community including the School On Wheels program, the Good News Foundation, and the Camp Kindness program with the Sacramento SPCA. While business certainly plays an extremely important role in Adrienne’s life, she is a mom through and through, raising her three young sons, Gavin (9) and twins Christian and Colin (6).

justinwinkelman:

Now that Paul has filed for a legal separation, does that mean Adrienne will get sole custody (Ba dum bum) of all the Maloof Hooves?

I just want to know…will she keep the house? I mean, let’s face it, the Maloof Dynasty paid for that house, but it was Paul’s checks fronting all the bills.

Minutes ago Adrienne released a statement confirming the separation. “I’m so sorry that this is happening but my children are my life and sometimes we need to do what’s best for them,” Adrienne said in a statement to RadarOnline.

Adrienne reveals their marriage has been “on the rocks” and it is because of their children that she wants to end things. ”It’s an unfortunate situation but, I have to have my kids best interest at heart,” she concludes.

This actually makes me very sad.

Look at what I found on Google Maps everyone! Because I’m procrastinating homework.

Look at what I found on Google Maps everyone! Because I’m procrastinating homework.

Also, check out the rest of Reality Tea today. LOTS of news today. Apparently Bethenny lied about being lost at sea. Lemon Basket closes after five months. Teresa/Caroline feud fuel revealed. Cast photos and bios for season 4 of the ATL. Camille bikini photos. Bethenny’s mom says she’s headed toward divorce. 

(Source: realitytea.com)

diabeticdoode:

tvhousehusband:

The Real Fan-Favorite Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lisa, Kim, and Adrienne.

accurate.

A savvy “no-nonsense” businesswoman, Adrienne Maloof is an Albuquerque, New Mexico, native who moved to the palm tree-lined streets of Beverly Hills 15 years ago. Adrienne, her mother, and four brothers comprise the Maloof Family dynasty, whose multi-faceted sports and entertainment enterprise includes the Sacramento Kings, Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, Sweeping Palms Entertainment (film, television, and music), and Maloof Money Cup, the world’s largest skateboard competition. Adrienne is also involved in several charitable organizations within her community including the School On Wheels program, the Good News Foundation, and the Camp Kindness program with the Sacramento SPCA. While business certainly plays an extremely important role in Adrienne’s life, her true passion is family. Married to prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Paul Nassif, she is a mom through and through, raising her three young sons, Gavin (8) and twins Christian and Colin(5).

goblowupyourlipssomemore:

 The Bitch

 The Sweetheart 

 The Queen

 The Money Maker

 The Small Town girl gone Big

 The Stunner

I’m ready for you, ladies!!!!!

30 DAY GIF CHALLENGE—DAY 24: A GIF OF SOMEONE HURTING SOMEONE ELSE
This was the closest one I had. I don’t think Adrienne really hurt him…maybe she did. IDK.

30 DAY GIF CHALLENGE—DAY 24: A GIF OF SOMEONE HURTING SOMEONE ELSE

This was the closest one I had. I don’t think Adrienne really hurt him…maybe she did. IDK.