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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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“Despite any rumors of lurking tension, Bea refused to go to lunch without Betty every day. On Fridays, we had dinner in our bathrobes between the afternoon and evening shows, across the lot in a big dining room full of the cast and crew, where we got rewrites for the evening show. Bea would never walk across the lot to dinner until Betty was ready to walk with her, even if Betty made her wait, and they sat next to each other in the dining hall.” -Rue McClanahan

ALL. THE. FEELS.

“Despite any rumors of lurking tension, Bea refused to go to lunch without Betty every day. On Fridays, we had dinner in our bathrobes between the afternoon and evening shows, across the lot in a big dining room full of the cast and crew, where we got rewrites for the evening show. Bea would never walk across the lot to dinner until Betty was ready to walk with her, even if Betty made her wait, and they sat next to each other in the dining hall.” -Rue McClanahan

ALL. THE. FEELS.

You know why this is on your dash from me…again.

You know why this is on your dash from me…again.

GPOY: Blanche Deveraux edition

notlebaneseblanche:

Rose: It’s a St. Olaf Snowball!  Blanche: Rose, there’s nothing in there but snow… Rose: That’s what St. Olaf looks like in winter.

notlebaneseblanche:

Rose: It’s a St. Olaf Snowball!
Blanche: Rose, there’s nothing in there but snow…
Rose: That’s what St. Olaf looks like in winter.


Dorothy: Rose, I have to confess, I… dabbled a little in poetry writing in high school. 
Rose: That’s nothing to be ashamed of! A lot of tall girls who couldn’t get dates wrote poetry in high school.

Dorothy: Rose, I have to confess, I… dabbled a little in poetry writing in high school.

Rose: That’s nothing to be ashamed of! A lot of tall girls who couldn’t get dates wrote poetry in high school.

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