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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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So I just saw the first commercial for RHONJ with actual footage from the season. Well, at the end of it when they show all the ‘Wives with the title card and such…

THEY RETURNED TO THE DAMN SEASON 3 LOOK! With Teresa in her long black gown and the rest of the ladies in their intro dresses. UGH. Why not the season 5 look?

fivegum:

watch it

Never forget.

I think it’s time for a “Who Wore It Best?: Real Housewives edition.”

Kim Zolciak-Biermann (left) wore the look to the season 5 ATL reunion while Melissa Gorga wore the same look to the 2013 Bravo Upfronts yesterday.

So…who wore it best?

You guys. Melissa Gorga retweeted me. Melissa Gorga. Retweeted. Me. I can’t. I just. I need a moment. I’m unable to can at the moment.

You guys. Melissa Gorga retweeted me. Melissa Gorga. Retweeted. Me. I can’t. I just. I need a moment. I’m unable to can at the moment.

alondrah18:

TWINS

Except sloths are actually cute.

duchesseverafter:

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http://allthingsrh.com/danielle-staub-returning-to-rhonj-season-5-exclusive-details/

She’s getting paid, she’s made amends, and she’s back! The prostitution whore is supposedly coming back to clear up her contacting Melissa Gorga (which has been brought up on the show before).

Whether it’s full time or not, she’s met up with Andy Cohen both last spring and last fall, and she’s been filming. Not only that, but some of the NJ Housewives have already alluded to her return so this is just the icing on the cake!