ME: Yolanda's coming back, too.
VAL: The Dutch Martha Stewart with her lemon groves.
ME: And her Hermes belts.
PROF: If you're going to collect Hermes, why belts? Why not the scarves?
ME: Because she's spending David Foster's money. I mean, he's only got like 20 Grammys sitting on the grand piano of their living room.
PROF: Those are probably fake. She probably hocked the real ones to buy the Hermes belts and paper mache to make the fake Grammys. She makes them late at night while he's asleep.
ME: Ya know, she can't afford a second horse for her daughter, but yet she wants to buy David a plane.
PROF: Makes sense.
I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing at this. And I don’t know who’s at fault. The ratchet bitch Adrienne or her dumbass kid she didn’t give birth to…
Oh. So both Faye and Marissa aren’t returning to RHOBH. So we have Adrienne fired, Faye gone, Marissa gone, Camille gone, Taylor possibly leaving, Yolanda up in the air….which means we’ll have Brandi, Lisa, Kim, and Kyle for sure. Season 4 could be very, very interesting.
— Lisa Vanderpump Slams Adrienne Maloof, says she was fired from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” (via usweekly)
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