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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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The reunion is where you go and everything comes to fruition and you hash it out. And viewers want that the same way they want us to blog… So yeah, she got the hoof! She says she walked away, but she didn’t. She got the big Maloof hoof! And you can quote me on that!
— Lisa Vanderpump Slams Adrienne Maloof, says she was fired from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” (via usweekly)
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My queen.

My queen.

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Lisa Vanderpump’s house it going around Tumblr again (this was before she Vanderpumped it up) and people probably don’t realize it.  Also I love how she named it Villa Rosa.

Lisa Vanderpump’s house it going around Tumblr again (this was before she Vanderpumped it up) and people probably don’t realize it. 

Also I love how she named it Villa Rosa.

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All I want to know is how they got her to put down the damn dog.

All I want to know is how they got her to put down the damn dog.

(Source: housewivesknowbest)

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So I’ve been reading the comments on the DWTS web page and people really seem to be hating Andy Dick. While Lisa Vanderpump is reason enough to watch this season, Andy Dick makes it that much better!! Get over it, people. Andy Dick is amazing. If you have a problem with him, don’t watch the show. 

And one person commented on Lisa’s page saying she had no clue who she was. I commented back to her and said, “If you don’t know who Lisa Vanderpump is, you’re clearly living under a rock.” 

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huffposttv: “Dancing With the Stars” Season 16 cast. Team Giggy.

huffposttv:

“Dancing With the Stars” Season 16 cast.

Team Giggy.

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Guess who’s going to be on Dancing with the Stars?

Guess who’s going to be on Dancing with the Stars?

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I just. This woman is literally the definition of perfection. 

I just. This woman is literally the definition of perfection. 

(Source: beccatrehearn)

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realitytvgifs: Omg. Right? Who knew Giggy could actually walk?!

realitytvgifs:

Omg.

Right? Who knew Giggy could actually walk?!

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That’s Whoppi Goldberg and Lisa Vanderpump. Whoppi Goldberg. And Lisa Vanderpump. Whoppi Goldberg. Lisa Vanderpump. Whoppi. Lisa. Goldberg. Vanderpump. #Dead

That’s Whoppi Goldberg and Lisa Vanderpump. Whoppi Goldberg. And Lisa Vanderpump. Whoppi Goldberg. Lisa Vanderpump. Whoppi. Lisa. Goldberg. Vanderpump.

#Dead

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duchesseverafter:

The full theme of Vanderpump Rules

Raise Your Glass - Dena Deadly

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