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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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lily-fairy:

she’s so adorable!

I love her!

lily-fairy:

she’s so adorable!

I love her!

KATHY WAKILE

Kathy isn’t the new housewife on the block this season – and she’s ready to celebrate. Since last season, Kathy has developed her hobbies into a career as a domestic diva. She has a new dessert line called “Dolci della Dea” (Goddess Sweets), a “Red Velvet Cosmo” cocktail and a Goddess Eye jewelry line that gives a portion of sales to the National Brain Tumor Society. She resides in Wayne, New Jersey, with her husband of 20 years, Rich, and their two children, Victoria, 18, and Joseph, 16. Despite all the changes in the last year, Kathy still loves to party live life to the fullest.

KATHY WAKILE

Kathy isn’t the new housewife on the block this season – and she’s ready to celebrate. Since last season, Kathy has developed her hobbies into a career as a domestic diva. She has a new dessert line called “Dolci della Dea” (Goddess Sweets), a “Red Velvet Cosmo” cocktail and a Goddess Eye jewelry line that gives a portion of sales to the National Brain Tumor Society. She resides in Wayne, New Jersey, with her husband of 20 years, Rich, and their two children, Victoria, 18, and Joseph, 16. Despite all the changes in the last year, Kathy still loves to party live life to the fullest.

Can we talk about what a beautiful family this is? And how awful Rich looks? And how much of a douche Joseph looks with those shoes? If he wasn’t jail bait….

Can we talk about what a beautiful family this is? And how awful Rich looks? And how much of a douche Joseph looks with those shoes? If he wasn’t jail bait….

Why is Kathy so beautiful and flawless?

Why is Kathy so beautiful and flawless?

One of my favorite Kathy moments.

One of my favorite Kathy moments.


I don’t get how Jacqueline and Caroline are friends with Teresa for 16 years then are all of a sudden besties with Melissa and Kathy.

Well, considering Caroline and Jacqueline are no longer speaking to Teresa….

I don’t get how Jacqueline and Caroline are friends with Teresa for 16 years then are all of a sudden besties with Melissa and Kathy.

Well, considering Caroline and Jacqueline are no longer speaking to Teresa….

tvhousehusband:

Girls Gone Wild, Real Housewives Edition!