My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."
GPOY: Jack McFarland edition
GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition
Same.
Since my mother refuses to let me wear them for the ceremony, here is an obligatory selfie in my Class of 2013 Mickey ears. #gpoy
Will Truman gets me.
GPOY: Vicki Gunvalson edition.
GPOY: Gabrielle Solis edition
It’s May. I should be ordering my #starbucks iced. #gpoy
“Take a picture of me eating cotton candy like Taylor Armstrong!” #courtyardcarni #gpoy
Courtyard Carni 2013!! #gpoy
Can we talk about how yesterday I was wearing a t-shirt and shorts and today I’m wearing a sweater and a scarf? #OnlyInWisconsin #gpoy
For #ScholarsDay I am wearing @Michaelkors, #calvinklein and #prada
