My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble—all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy’s. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be “Whoever said ‘Money doesn’t buy happiness’ simply didn’t try hard enough.”Tumblr (3.0; @theworldaccordingtoryne)http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/<p>The Moroccan remix of &#8220;<em>Chic, C&#8217;est La Vie</em>&#8221; is just.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/feb5bc2788d4ff6bf5bbf93d0d338e8e/tumblr_inline_mn60t65foF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/51011347384http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/51011347384Tue, 21 May 2013 15:27:45 -0500real housewivesreal housewives of new york cityCountess Luann de LessepsCHIC C'EST LA VIEfavorite things<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c2b1b79d15f51d09479963eee4df53f/tumblr_mn5wgdb8cU1qc6hmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was doing some final packing and found this among my reusable grocery bags. #win #tequila #rose #strawberry</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/51004602186http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/51004602186Tue, 21 May 2013 13:53:01 -0500wintequilastrawberryrose<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40v765BOC1qb0fioo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50992339241http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50992339241Tue, 21 May 2013 10:13:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9efb3d5f4d55dde9b6b0ff43dcbb555/tumblr_mn5ed936jG1qbngkko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>GPOY: Jack McFarland edition</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50992064372http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50992064372Tue, 21 May 2013 10:08:11 -0500will and graceJack McFarlandfavorite thingsGPOY<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81549781a5bb3a1641280c1c45a1337f/tumblr_mmuijoF8HK1sr35z1o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://anniewillalwaysbedriven.tumblr.com/post/50991056937/themostpopulargirlsinliterature-hills-like" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">anniewillalwaysbedriven</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themostpopulargirlsinliterature.tumblr.com/post/50652703443/hills-like-white-elephants-by-ernest-hemingway" target="_blank">themostpopulargirlsinliterature</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Hills Like White Elephants” by Ernest Hemingway </p> </blockquote> <p>OMG THIS IS TOO ACCURATE</p></blockquote>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50991703478http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50991703478Tue, 21 May 2013 10:00:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgkbxr4vR1rs8vbeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50991537983http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50991537983Tue, 21 May 2013 09:57:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/438763ba4b903e99057b474e8032d750/tumblr_mgmhpwSRsM1qcz4s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50959551590http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50959551590Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea6e5f2c36de3533938ed292257b6091/tumblr_mn4fpwTtyv1qc6hmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I got bored. Again.</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50946136458http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50946136458Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:56 -0500real housewivesfavorite things<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/738e5af7af45ea84a2b9a91add01c770/tumblr_inline_mn4aeze22f1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50937355566http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50937355566Mon, 20 May 2013 16:59:58 -0500thedisneydiaries<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea6eb4bd59ab2624fce1ea9f8c1e923e/tumblr_mn48zwhqGL1qc6hmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92862edc52c6cbcf4c237b6c51a2520d/tumblr_mn48zwhqGL1qc6hmlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>So much fancy.</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50934901398http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50934901398Mon, 20 May 2013 16:28:44 -0500tumblrfancyBROTHER: But I don't want to go to school!<br /> MOM: Why don't you want to go to school?<br /> BROTHER: Because I just went on Friday!http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50911026597http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50911026597Mon, 20 May 2013 10:26:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6140a045dc4538f5ce41ae0dedc3df36/tumblr_mn3ranhacX1r42dxmo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50910528402http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50910528402Mon, 20 May 2013 10:17:15 -0500cherfavorite things<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27cd9f5c39365354408ffa9fa4a975db/tumblr_mn3rmaodrK1qc6hmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One more week!!!! #dcp #disneycollegeprogram #disneycp13 #disney</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50910331851http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50910331851Mon, 20 May 2013 10:13:22 -0500disneycollegeprogramdisneydcpdisneycp13<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/738e5af7af45ea84a2b9a91add01c770/tumblr_inline_mn3r6kG5b21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50909863885http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50909863885Mon, 20 May 2013 10:04:06 -0500jordanshallatarareidsnipplegbtaylor1975<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/117de350632c0723cf8088020ac06533/tumblr_mn2ef1FO471qc6hmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I would have been okay with just sprinkles but whatever.</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50852802142http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50852802142Sun, 19 May 2013 16:30:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d6e918ed8233518ae60b4a8ec60bfe5/tumblr_mn1uu9GTNh1s763p8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4fb17ac0003915caee3fbb6bb9edb63/tumblr_mn1uu9GTNh1s763p8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/326829b938954b7c8e37f70b80029a8d/tumblr_mn1uu9GTNh1s763p8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/215a3fa341696bcd184db6b3cab0164d/tumblr_mn1uu9GTNh1s763p8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5172c887c5277da34365f99fa50d884a/tumblr_mn1uu9GTNh1s763p8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fe3047fc0c0fe018f3496fe70d56a0b/tumblr_mn1uu9GTNh1s763p8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Vintage New York.</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50846331561http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50846331561Sun, 19 May 2013 15:11:59 -0500real housewivesreal housewives of new york cityfavorite things<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d776977e300fd9f291b737909d7f451/tumblr_mn16c4AU381s1k3jho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clcrow92.tumblr.com/post/50791902977/ill-have-whatever-ramona-is-having-because-i" target="_blank">clcrow92</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll have whatever Ramona is having.. because I agree</p> </blockquote>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50846286929http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50846286929Sun, 19 May 2013 15:11:26 -0500real housewivesreal housewives of new york cityRamona Singerfavorite things<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/906e008694114b8046bc9b7f84a837f9/tumblr_mn22wnc3fH1qc6hmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Contrary to popular belief, I loathe attention. And my mother has decided to throw me a going away party. Ugh. So I’m just gonna hide in the living room and watch tv.</p>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50832857830http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50832857830Sun, 19 May 2013 12:21:58 -0500<p><a href="http://sunbittenskin.tumblr.com/post/50789305728/lotusmoonbeam-solluxforpresident-good" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sunbittenskin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lotusmoonbeam.tumblr.com/post/50789262820/solluxforpresident-good-i-was-worried" target="_blank">lotusmoonbeam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solluxforpresident.tumblr.com/post/50744649976" target="_blank">solluxforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f6a51069a6c283007258894ce0caad0/tumblr_inline_mmzsheAh4K1revhec.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/201fe9c5af9dcae8c7ef3738986fef5b/tumblr_inline_mn0afujgyD1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Good. I was worried about all the censoring of porn gifs.</p> </blockquote> <p>Flawless reasoning. </p></blockquote>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50790209725http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50790209725Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd09af4e2ee8793617c335c789421c6a/tumblr_mmyek2KYhO1ql9yy0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50790044975http://theworldaccordingtoryne.tumblr.com/post/50790044975Sun, 19 May 2013 00:06:28 -0500