My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."
So my best friend got me two of these wine glasses for my birthday. They’re HUGE! They’re also Ralph Lauren (one of my favorite American designers). But they need names. I’m naming one Camille that’s for sure. The other one needs to have “Big” in front of it. Maybe I’ll name one Ramona and one Big Camille? Or Camille and Big Ramona? No. Not gonna do a Housewives theme. One’s name is Camille. The other one…Big Who. I’ll take any and all suggestions.