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My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."

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Hard to tell if I really do like my poems the way they are or if I really don’t care.

enteryonamehere:

Can you just motherfucking STOP!!

enteryonamehere:

Can you just motherfucking STOP!!

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(Source: anormaux)

I just feel like my life is in ruins and that a part of me has died.

I though of you again…what your thought about me might be…and it made me sick. Again.

rihannasavedmylife:

beyonceinfo:

Cher’s lavish mansion on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu has been sold to another epic diva: Beyoncé herself. It was listed in 2008 for $45 million however it was taken off the market because Cher said the view was too good to get rid of. However in March it was silently put back up for sale and it has been picked up by Queen B.


The 13,126-square-foot mansion has an Italian Renaissance-style and is quite astounding as you can see in the photos above. It boasts stone walls and a stamped-copper dining-room ceiling. The Ron Wilson-designed palace contains seven bedrooms, 9 baths, a theatre, a tennis court, a pool, and an adjacent guest house. It is truly a palace.

Apparently this past Saturday the deal went through and Cher held a party following the big news, which you can hear more about in the video below.

YOU GUYS THIS IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL 

KIND OF a big deal?! Holy shit this is a HUGE deal! 

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

(Source: mister-comedy)

sheepsderp:

my favorite part is that no one is wearing the shirt that gave her the cigarette

Oh, Kitty. 

(Source: thatother70sblog)

who wants to make out and then nap

(Source: senpaixvx)

dunnning:

tearmeapartfromtheinside-out:

itsrissyybitchh:

nottonightgypsy:

daftedly:

snoulers:

poopyjenkins:

I was not expecting that

I’m so done

Where has this gif been my whole life?

This is the best gif on tumblr..

Omg omg omg

HAHA

“with a cactus”

dunnning:

tearmeapartfromtheinside-out:

itsrissyybitchh:

nottonightgypsy:

daftedly:

snoulers:

poopyjenkins:

I was not expecting that

I’m so done

Where has this gif been my whole life?

This is the best gif on tumblr..

Omg omg omg

HAHA

“with a cactus”

(Source: 5uzanne)