send a big congratulations to a very special guy in my life! we met in the weirdest and most unexpected of ways exactly one semester ago, and he’s quickly become such an important and amazing person :) I’ll miss him tons as he ventures off to sunny Florida for a good 6+ months, but I wish him nothing but the absolute best <3
on 11 May, he will graduate with a much deserved BA in English. I heart you so much, Ryne, & nothing would be the same without you!! you’ll forever be my aspiring Bravo-lebrity/Real Housewife partner in crime/Bravo aficionado-slash-junkie/Ken Vanderpump/Joe Gorga :)
p.s. make good choices ;)
…babe… babe… BABE… babe that’s enough sex.
I’M ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
I Judy.
Dexter the “fish”
we
would havewon best dressed English majors; he the male category, I the female category.
after a graphic and sexy poetry reading…
proof he is a true tumblr guy:
he eatS PUPPY CHOW FROM A CEREAL BOWL #gpoy
I am literally crying. Val. Stop. This is. This is not okay. Like.
I’m gonna miss you SOOOOOOOOOO much!
Let’s be real, you know Ramona is the mastermind behind this. I can almost hear her rallying the other ladies, “They can’t fire all of us! Duh-uh, hello!”
If they cancel New York, I’m done.
I thought about killing myself. Again.
