My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."
justinwinkelman:
Let’s be real, you know Ramona is the mastermind behind this. I can almost hear her rallying the other ladies, “They can’t fire all of us! Duh-uh, hello!”
If they cancel New York, I’m done.
I thought about killing myself. Again.
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I miss Jill. Sorry not sorry.
