Life According to Me: Archive

Oh, God, not Cee Lo Green again...

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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New Years Resolutions

theboywhoeatseverything: eat sleep talk to cute boys stuff Same.

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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I have another hour yet until it's 2012...

Also…why are they playing “New York, New York” instead of “Auld Lang Syne”?

Jan 1st

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So much love for Lady Gaga.

Jan 1st

Cee Lo Green: Stop singing.

I seriously want to stab him in the throat.

Jan 1st

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"Put your clothes on. His daughter is with him."

Translation: “Put your clothes on. I’m gay and not amused by your nudity.”

Jan 1st

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Kathy's in a bra. Inspired by Lady Gaga. Love.

Jan 1st

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Anderson Cooper comes out every New Year's Eve by...

I just want them to get married.

Jan 1st

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slouching-towards-bethlehem: I appreciate how Kathy is having a WTF moment with the rest of the CNN viewers. Anderson coughs. Kathy: “Oh was that your dignity coming up?”

Jan 1st

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OMG. I love how Anderson has a sign for Kathy that...

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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After I get off work, it's going to be me,...

Dec 31st

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The one that got away is on the radio right now.

I’m sure it has an entirely different meaning for Katy now…

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I give up at trying to find love.

Katy and Russell are getting a divorce.

Dec 31st

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Watch

toloveonedirection: mockingjaypatronus: xm0rsmordre: dayglopterodactyl: p3n1s: masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! THE PRNDL. WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM “Put the car in drive……That’s the D on the PRNDL.” “I’m not...

Dec 31st

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God I love this woman!

Lady Gaga: Hey Little Mons†ers! "Born This Way" will be my next single, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: "Judas" is definitely my favorite song, it will be released as a single!
Lady Gaga: I wrote "The Edge Of Glory" about my grandfather. It's my favorite song from the album.
Lady Gaga: So, my 1000th tweet is the "Yoü And I" music video, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: So excited to hear "Marry The Night" on the radio! My favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: Work it Black Jesus. Trending! Might get drunk and argue with you it's the best song on my album. #amenfashion put it on

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

You don't just fuck me and not email me the next...

In the words of Bethenny Frankel, “Think of my vagina as a vase: you have sex with me, I expect flowers the next day.”

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Resolutions for 2012

Study harder, thus getting better grades Work out more Lose weight ^^ SAVE MONEY Find true love—no more of these stupid crush things that will lead no where Don’t die on 12/21/12

Dec 30th

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2011: A Year in Review

I went to Italy over spring break I was crowned Prince of Homecoming I had my best semester ever with a 3.2 GPA I got my dream job at Macy’s, but I still want to get into management and bring Macy’s to Iowa. My grandparents built a huge house. My grandparents sold the house where I pretty much grew up. My great-grandma took our house in Galena off the market (Google Eagle...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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So there’s snow on the radar. Like a massive amount of snow. And it is, in fact, snowing. Hopefully it amounts to something and stays a long time. It’s a bit late for a white Christmas, but it’s not too late for a white New Year’s!

Dec 30th

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