My name is Ryne. Welcome to my world. Huge Real Housewives fanatic. Secretly married to Zayn Malik, Adam Lambert, and Michael Buble--all at the same time. Recently rekindled a childhood love for Mickey Mouse. Single. 21. Cancer. Gay. Wine snob. Kath-eter. Directioner. College graduate: English major, creative writing emphasis. The Golden Girls. Will & Grace. Macy's. Disney. Reality star in-training. If I were a Real Housewife, my opening tag line would be "Whoever said 'Money doesn't buy happiness' simply didn't try hard enough."
Here’s a throwback. French Dip 2010. Undoubtedly one of my favorite weekends from freshman year.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
Happy birthday, Teresa!
Finally getting caught up with my favorite Canadian ladies! And this fight between Mary and Ronnie is INTENSE! #rhov
GPOY: Kim Zolciak-Biermann edition
Good times to be together. This may very well be the last time I get to eat this pizza for a long, long time.
I feel like is be doing an injustice if I didn’t buy this.
Look at what I found in the basement!!!! Ohmigod I remember BEGGING to get this phone. #razr
Thank God for the Internet! #rhoc
I HAVE OFFICIALLY GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pull off my new watch very well if I do say so myself. #fossil